BDH | Simmons' former chef pulled over with .49 BAC
Ruth must be an amazing drinking buddy. Plus you know that she only drinks Grey Goose.
SO IT GOES.
Shake, oh shake the ketchup bottle / None will come and then a lottle.
Cake Wrecks
Piles and piles of unappetizing fail.
(via Dan, I’d link his blog but I’m pretty sure he’s abandoned it)
the twitties :: awards for all things twitter
Personally I thought this tweet was a lot better than what they have nominated, but whatever.
He’s probably just jealous that she’s taller than him.
Tampa Bay Rays: Do Not Mock The Power Of The Taco
You’d think if anyone were be harnessing the power of the taco, it’d be Jacoby Ellsbury. Or Shawn Johnson.
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Certain features of an animal are often of a contrasting tincture. The charge is then said to be armed (claws and horns), langued (tongue), pizzled (penis), attired (antlers), unguled (hooves), crined (horse’s mane) of a specified tincture.
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Pizzled might be my new favorite word.
Wikipedia | Gallery of country coats of arms
Grenada has an armadillo. Awesome. I also like how recursive the Dominican Republic is.
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