BDH | Simmons' former chef pulled over with .49 BAC
Ruth must be an amazing drinking buddy. Plus you know that she only drinks Grey Goose.
Shake, oh shake the ketchup bottle / None will come and then a lottle.
Piles and piles of unappetizing fail.
(via Dan, I’d link his blog but I’m pretty sure he’s abandoned it)
Pizzled might be my new favorite word.